Tuesday is joke day – July 21

Why did the student eat the exam paper?

Because the teacher said “ It’s a piece of cake!”

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What do  you give a sick lemon?

A lemon aid.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Yes. Great food, but no atmosphere.

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Why is the Math book so sad?

Because it has so many problems!

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Wife: Honey, I burned 5000 calories today.

Husband: Great! How did you do it?

Wife: Well, I left the cake too long in the oven.

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My boss told me to start my PowerPoint  presentation with a joke.

So, I put a copy of my pay slip on the first slide.

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Why are the parallel lines so sad?

Because they will never meet.

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Which bird has the worst manners?

Mocking birds.

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I’m emotionally constipated.

I don’t give a shit about anything.

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What do you call a dog that doesn’t bark?

A hush puppy.

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What if singing “Let it go”  becomes illegal?

Violators’ bank accounts will be FROZEN.

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He who laughs last…didn’t get the joke.