Why did the student eat the exam paper?
Because the teacher said “ It’s a piece of cake!”
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What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon aid.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Yes. Great food, but no atmosphere.
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Why is the Math book so sad?
Because it has so many problems!
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Wife: Honey, I burned 5000 calories today.
Husband: Great! How did you do it?
Wife: Well, I left the cake too long in the oven.
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My boss told me to start my PowerPoint presentation with a joke.
So, I put a copy of my pay slip on the first slide.
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Why are the parallel lines so sad?
Because they will never meet.
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Which bird has the worst manners?
Mocking birds.
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I’m emotionally constipated.
I don’t give a shit about anything.
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What do you call a dog that doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
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What if singing “Let it go” becomes illegal?
Violators’ bank accounts will be FROZEN.
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He who laughs last…didn’t get the joke.
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